Unhappy Hipsters

I have glimpsed the future: http://unhappyhipsters.com/

It is never too late to arrive in the future!

The future will be spent mostly in the kitchen.

In the future, your kitchen will be clean.

Interior design will be the only job in the future.

All interior designers will be unemployed because all interiors will be so well designed already.

Standing in our kitchens in the future we will think about the past.

We will feel sad about the past because we will remember that people used to have such badly designed kitchens.

When we look around at our well designed kitchens in the future we will not feel smug, but rather a genuine sadness at the wasted, unhappy millenea streching out behind us like a long shadow in the early morning.

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